svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

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Omg

I made a new bestfriend! There’s a turtle in my back yard so naturally I named him Burt and fed him celery :)